Make an easy 1000 FP

Matthew

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Jun 28, 2010
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I am giving away a grand total of 1000 FP. The winner will be someone that can tell me the cheesiest joke they can think of without googling it. You are disqualified if the joke comes back with search results on Google. I don't care if the joke is good.
 

Ghost

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Corn saw a beanstalk following him.
"Stop stalking me," says the corn.
"I haven't bean," the beanstalk replies.
"Stop, only I'm allowed to be corny..." says the corn.

yeah, pretty bad. Made it up myself to a bunch of middle schoolers a few years back when I was working in a school.
 

xXInfectedXx

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I made a Pig of Myself eating a bacon sandwich is, another one. Finally, a old lady in the bank was confused and asked if I could help her check a bank balance so I did, she failed. Flat on her face!

These are not of google.
 

Darran

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Nov 25, 2017
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I was in 10th; she was in 10th.
I was in 12th; she was in 12th.
I got BSc; she got BSc
I was doing MSc; she got married.
I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.
I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.
I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard
I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th
I have joined job; her daughter has joined college
And the greatest Irony!
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancée
:wtf::wtf:
 
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